Horoscopes by Drunk Editors

Posted on 30. Jan, 2012 by Anonymous

Aries (March 21-April 19): The cosmic plane has a kind of weird stain in your corner. Review your notes, and check your math. This is your stupid month. Especially for dating. Just don’t do it. You’ll only fuck it up. Take time for yourself. As in, you’re single for a reason.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Authorities may need persuasion, so articulate the benefits of your point of view. You might need to get persuasive, if you know what I mean. Provide excellent service with the finest ingredients. Additionally. Prepare for later lunch, because of that class that always runs late.

“THE INTERNET” IS NOW JUST “INTERNET”

Posted on 25. Jan, 2011 by Paul Booth

By: Paul Booth
Ghostwritten by: Paul Booth

Scene: There is a ring on the tube at Billy’s house. “Whatcha doin’, Billy?” “Gawsh, Bobby Joe, I’m watching the television. The new Zorro program is on and it’s the bee’s knees!”

“Golly gee wilakers! That sure sounds like a hoot! I’ll be right over so that I, too, may also watch the television as well, in addition.”

Glasses, she Wrote

Posted on 28. Nov, 2010 by Nicholas Monje

by Frank Spatzle, P.I.

It was another drizzly night in the city. I was sitting in my dimly-lit office, trying to perfect the angle of the ash-gray fedora sitting on my head. The light from a neon sign flashing outside the window cast red lines through the half-drawn blinds on the faded floral-print wallpaper.

I was just testing 27 degrees off horizontal when I heard a small knock on the door. Through the frosted glass, I saw the fuzzy outline of the top half of a man.

"Enter. It's open," I said, somewhat disappointed.

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