Dear Doctor Liu,
There are too many dicks on the dance floor.
Love,
Not-a-dick
Dear Dickless,
If there are too many dongs, and too many shlongs, make sure before you go: the dance floor bro-hoe ratio; Five to one is a brodeo! It’s easy to fix, just spread out the dicks! It’s a dance floor…what can you expect, in all honesty?
But in all seriousness –
Tits or GTFO.
(I’m a bad person…)
Dear Doctor Liu,
I have a problem that’s been bothering me for a long time: